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post Sep 25 2008, 05:33 AM
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ce fel de activitati se desfasoara la munca? ... asta oe langa munca obisnuita ....cea pt care am /ati fost anngajati ...
hai sa vedem cum munceste poporul roman ... de pretutindeni (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)


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post Sep 25 2008, 06:09 AM
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eu muncesc la scoala stau ore intregi intr-o nenorocita de banca si ascult ce palavrageste x si y! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

Plus ca din cand in cand mai primesc si salariu...de cele mai multe ori..mare! (adica note (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) )

nu mai zic ca vin acasa cu o febra musculara la maini si la picioare(in caz de avem si sport)


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post Sep 25 2008, 08:42 AM
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CITAT(licurici @ Sep 25 2008, 08:33 AM) *
ce fel de activitati se desfasoara la munca? ... asta oe langa munca obisnuita ....cea pt care am /ati fost anngajati ...
hai sa vedem cum munceste poporul roman ... de pretutindeni (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Hm... te referi poate la datul cu guguloaie de hartie in colegi?
Trimis de email uri haioase?
Momentele alea in care pur si simplu nu ai ce face si stai si prinzi panza de paianjen la popou pe scaun?
Facutul de cafele? bautul de cafele?
Cearta cu o ''centralista- piz...'' la tel .... genul ala de gloaba care habar nu are pe ce lume traieste??

That stuff???? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


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post Sep 25 2008, 08:45 AM
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hai ca-i buna
this kind of stuff...si nu numai
mai urli la caine ca latra de-amproasta
mai trantesti cate-o usa si zashi:bey da toti aveti casa-n panta de nu va sta usa-nchisa?
mai schimbi postul de radio ca-i nasoala muizca
si pana la urma ...colegii ajung la concluzia ca...te-ai trezit cu fata la cearsaf (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


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post Sep 25 2008, 11:16 AM
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Vreti sa faceti chestii noi la job.... incercati asta... apoi spuneti cum o iesit (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Zece motive ca sa te duci dezbracat la munca

1. Seful tau zbiara tot timpul: “Vreau sa-ti vad fundul aici la ora 8!”
2. Profiti de radiatiile emise de monitor pentru a te bronza pe tot corpul.
3. “Mi-ar placea sa contribui si eu, dar mi-am uitat portofelul in pantaloni!”
4. E un mod original de a demonstra tuturor ca nu esti dotat doar intelectual.
5. Poti sa iti adaugi in sectiunea profesionala, pe CV-ul si asa exagerat, “Dansator exotic”.
6. Vrei sa vezi daca e intr-adevar ca in vis.
7. Colegii nu-ti mai fura pixurile dupa ce au vazut unde le tii.
8. Distragi atentia de la faptul ca ai mai venit si beat la serviciu.
9. Da un sens cu totul nou expresiei “Iti sta parul aiurea!”
10. Nu-ti fura nimeni scaunul……



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post Sep 25 2008, 11:22 AM
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post Sep 25 2008, 01:35 PM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

iar daca vrei o zi libera

1. Intotdeauna suna-ti seful pentru a-i spune ca nu vii

2. Nu fi foarte exact. Spune-i sefului ca ai o migrena sau ca ai facut intoxicatie alimentara, dar nu intra in detalii

3. Intoxicatia alimentara chiar este o excelenta falsa boala. Vine pe neasteptate, dureaza o zi, seful chiar nu vrea sa auda amanunte si, in plus, toata lumea a trecut, la un moment dat, prin asta

4. Nu scrie pe blog ce faci in ziua in care "esti bolnav"

5. Nu te intoarce la birou, in ziua de dupa "boala", bronzat sau imbracat in ceva vizibil nou

6. Alege-ti o zi de marti sau miercuri pentru a te preface ca esti bolnav


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post Sep 25 2008, 01:45 PM
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CITAT(maybe @ Sep 25 2008, 04:35 PM) *
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6. Alege-ti o zi de marti sau miercuri pentru a te preface ca esti bolnav


(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Vinerea nu mere ca sa o leg cu weekendul? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


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post Sep 25 2008, 01:47 PM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) e, acuma sa ma ierti, da prea multa transparenta strica (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


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post Sep 25 2008, 04:58 PM
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am venit de la munca (aka scoala) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
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post Sep 25 2008, 06:52 PM
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treci la culcushe, mai e si maine o zi (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


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post Sep 25 2008, 06:54 PM
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doar maine si scap
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post Sep 26 2008, 05:57 AM
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iacata si sfanta vineri (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


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post Sep 26 2008, 05:58 AM
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CITAT(jolie_jojo @ Sep 25 2008, 02:45 PM) *
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Vinerea nu mere ca sa o leg cu weekendul? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


apropo de secretare (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
a noastra ... ASTA o facut ... cica e racita ... de-o saptamana e beteaga rupta da abia azi si-o luat liber ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
deci... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


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post Sep 26 2008, 07:01 AM
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Azi la munca..mi-am pregatit halatu.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

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post Sep 26 2008, 07:37 AM
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CITAT(licurici @ Sep 26 2008, 06:58 AM) *
apropo de secretare (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
a noastra ... ASTA o facut ... cica e racita ... de-o saptamana e beteaga rupta da abia azi si-o luat liber ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
deci... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

avem o "secretara" noua...o colega...super faina tipa...din tate pctle de vedere (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) ti mai mare dragu sa meri amu in secretariat (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)


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post Sep 26 2008, 08:04 AM
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dar voi lucrati la birou?
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post Sep 26 2008, 08:16 AM
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da unde crezi ca lucram????
era sa zac ceva porcos amu (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)


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post Sep 26 2008, 08:21 AM
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pai ... acum nu intelegeti gresit...dar exista si alte moduri de a lucra..nu neaparat la birou...eu de unde era sa stiu? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Sep 26 2008, 08:31 AM
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corect, io am munca de teren (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

azi (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)


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