Taking a Woman to Bed.. |
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Taking a Woman to Bed.. |
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Newbie ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 30-November 06 From: Malta Member No.: 4,174 ![]() |
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68,
and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you?? edited by tuffgirl |
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Can't touch this! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderatori Posts: 6,100 Joined: 10-February 05 From: who cares? Member No.: 618 ![]() |
Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam :evil:
-------------------- You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?
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Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,396 Joined: 29-September 04 From: Addison (Texas) Member No.: 443 ![]() |
(tuffgirl) Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam :evil:
Oops, I did it again ! (IMG:/laugh.gif) Poor me, I thought Romanian was not allowed on this topic ! (IMG:/laugh.gif) -------------------- Bogdan Voicu
("Good judgement comes from experience but experience comes from a lot of (previous) bad judgements"). |
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Can't touch this! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderatori Posts: 6,100 Joined: 10-February 05 From: who cares? Member No.: 618 ![]() |
Not intentional... this subject was moved from a different area on the forum. (IMG:/tongue.gif)
-------------------- You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?
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