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Taking a Woman to Bed..
Taxxistre
post Dec 1 2006, 12:10 AM
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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68,
and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!


At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??


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post Dec 1 2006, 02:34 AM
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Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam :evil:


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post Dec 4 2006, 10:42 AM
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Now that was funny, pacat ca e in engleza shi pacat ca pe langa gluma Taxi asta a scapat shi niste spam :evil:


Oops, I did it again ! (IMG:/laugh.gif) Poor me, I thought Romanian was not allowed on this topic ! (IMG:/laugh.gif)


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post Dec 4 2006, 12:58 PM
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Not intentional... this subject was moved from a different area on the forum. (IMG:/tongue.gif)


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